Best Caption Ever

As my faithful blog readers know, I have a thing for boobs. So it was only fitting that Daddy bought these napkins for the family get together today.

Swimming, Swimming, in the Swimming Pool

Check me out swimming laps with Grandpa. This was my first time in a pool and I really seemed to like it. OK, forget American Gladiators... I'm gonna start training for that Wipeout show!

I Heart My Mommy

Is this swimsuit not the cutest thing you've ever seen? Thanks to Tony and Julie B. for hooking me up with it. They've got a bun in the oven right now -- hopefully we can have some playdates at the pool together next summer!

Now I See Where I Got My Devilish Good Looks!

After studying his picture for months, I finally got to meet my Great-Grandpa Dave today. It was, well... Great!

Jonah and the Whale

As you know, I'm big on my Bible references (remember Noah's arc?) -- Daddy's got my doing daf yomi (sorry, only my Uncles will know what that means). Here am I with my cousins Jonah and Andrea. Earlier today I went to the doctor and tipped the scales at 12 lbs. 3 oz. Might be time to rethink my aspirations of becoming America's Next Top Model. Maybe American Gladiators is more up my alley?

Kissing Cousins

J-Cuz planted one on me while I was posing for the camera. Hey buddy, they might allow that sort of stuff down in the South where you're from but you gotta be careful up here in Chi-town. Once Leo J sees this pic, he's gonna be coming after you!

Here's Looking At You... Nostrils.

Daddy's always experimenting with new ways to take pics so he can get good blog fodder even if noone else is around. Last time he used a mirror. This time, it's the old reach-around. What's next? A camera that hangs around your neck and takes pictures when it senses movement? Hey, don't give daddy any ideas!