Sunday, January 24, 2010

ADD it up

Today was Uncle Noah and soon-to-be-Aunt Sara's wedding shower in Skokie. Once again, I tried to steal the spotlight from the bride and groom (not to mention, steal some gifts for myself).

Over the course of the party, I went through the 4 stages of attention-deficit-disorder. (In my case, that's not an inability to pay attention to any one task -- although I have that too -- it's an inability to NOT be the center of attention.)

1. Anger.

2. Confusion.

3. Dizziness.

4. Sleepiness.

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