The Gold Standard

Today, I went over to the Goldbergs to play with another one of my boyfriends, Alex.

As Alex sang on the mic, I did what any adoring front-row fan would do at a concert.

Alex has a special brown chair of his own.



It was here that I first developed an addiction to "Elmo TV." Jeff and Stacey -- mommy and daddy thank you.



Jeff had the munchies so I gave him some pizza.



Like father like son.

When it was time to go, Alex decided I needed a hug. Clearly, I didn't agree.

He finally cornered me and went in for the kill...

I guess that wasn't so bad after all!